Nginx is functioning normally. Maybe. Hopefully. I dunno. Low-effort catch-all page found. Satisfaction not guaranteed. All warranties null and void. All rights, registrations, and trademarks were lost in a matchstick factory fire. PHP calls for re-evaluation of life choices. Python became lost in the dark and accidentally tied itself in a knot. Reality is fiction, and fiction is perception, nothing is real, everything is a solipsistic fever dream. Right is wrong, up is down, heads is tails, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria...

Yes, I was bored while editing this. =P